New Year's Resolutions

1. I will communicate with friends more, especially those far away.
2. I will take a vacation that does not involve visiting family.
3. I will telephone my parents (both father and mother) more often.
4. I will limit my time out on weeknights, or at least hang out closer to home.
5. I will work toward getting a nice abdomen.
6. I will not have sex BECAUSE I am bored.